Little bit of:
.me.
.fun.
.pointless.
.art.
.shit.
.nonsense.
.life.
.world
.something.
.nothing.
.people.
.animal.
.crap.
...have a great time ;)
[Day 1]Assestamento
Riders on the Storm
"Tre buoni motivi per i quali un aquilano va a Roma:
- andare al Flaminio per il 6 Nazioni;
- manifestare sotto Palazzo Grazioli;
- fare la fila la domenica all’Ikea.
In ogni caso sono botte … ma vuoi mettere la soddisfazione!!"

Furbo Di Pianola, as always. (via nomorettan)

REBLOG IMMMMEDIATO! :)

Suicidateli!

Orsù bene, ero nel mio candido lettino in attesa che morfeo giungesse al fine di riposare le mie terga quando la maledetta vescica ha richiamato la mia attenzione.
Ebbene, nel mentre del raggiungimento il luogo ove espletare la funzione, passando di fronte alla televisione è balenata la domanda
“Ma chissà cosa starà facendo il superbowl…”

ORA

Io do solo qualche indizio..

Indizio #1: Palco allestito per l’halftime

Indizio #2: Tute rievocatrici i KISS

Indizio #3: In due sul palco

Indizio #4: Uno era Slash (o almeno, il relitto di ciò che era slash)

Indizio #5: L’altra era Fergie…che cantava…

Indizio #6: La canzone era Sweet Child of Mine

Indizio #7: In bagno ci sono andato ma per vomitare…

 

#superbowl#halftime#slash#fergie#bullshit#merda che vola#preferivo un clistere
9gag: Support the Egyptian people

9gag:

Support the Egyptian people

9gag: And finally I get a life…

9gag:

And finally I get a life…

hoity: cannot unsee peheheheheheheh

hoity:

cannot unsee

peheheheheheheh

(Source: teddykaplan, via dorkvader)

<3

<3

(via fuckyeahtoystory)

comicallyvintage: Are you ready to do the Imaginary Bath Towel?

comicallyvintage:

Are you ready to do the Imaginary Bath Towel?

"

She’s got you thinking this is how you’re supposed to be. It’s not. We’re young. We’re supposed to drink too much. We’re supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other’s brains out. We were designed to party. We owe it to ourselves to party hard. We owe it to each other. This is it. This is our time. So a few of us will overdose, or go mental. Charles Darwin said you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. That’s what it’s about - breaking eggs - by eggs, I mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of class As.

If you could see yourselves… We had it all. We have fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful… We’re screw-ups. I plan on staying a screw-up until my late twenties, or maybe even my early thirties. And I will shag my own mum before I let her…. or anyone else take that away from me!

"
Nathan - Misfits 1x06

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